The League of Darkness
The insurance coverage provided by this organization is not what you'd expect from an organization with such a high amount of annual losses...
Everybody gets it, no matter what your division or position is. Health coverage does include all kinds of sicknesses currently known to man, as well as vision and dental. Prescription goggles can be issued upon request at no extra cost.
Please keep in mind that if you take any of this seriously, Gerbil #192 may be able to prove that you are not a sentient being, and therefore, not worth Count Gregory's time. Also, if you ask for prescription goggles you will automatically be drafted into the CUPACG.